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'Dead Poets' Society'


JOKES
POEMS
STORIES

(Updated on 22/01/2016)

 


 

JOKES:

  • Hazardous occupations - "retirees"
    "OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance."

    (corsinet.com)

 

POEMS:

 

  • Old Mother Hubbard Poem
    "Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the Cupboard
    To give the poor Dog a bone
    When she came there
    The Cupboard was bare
    And so the poor Dog had none.
    She went to the Baker s...

    ... to the Undertaker s...
    ... to the Alehouse..."

    (amherst.edu)

 

 

 

 

STORIES:

  • Lazy Jack
    (mainlesson.com)
    Le texte permet de réviser les métiers et d'utiliser : "You should have..."