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POST-BREXIT SONG

 

(Created on 10/10/2016)


 

 

  • 'So Sorry, Scotland' Lyrics

    When someone's done a bad thing, with fatal consequences;
    Unless the crime's acknowledges there's no hope of mending fences;
    So we hang our heads in sorrow and confess our collective guilt;
    To you august Hibernians who proudly wear the kilt.

    We're so sorry Scotland; we are covered in shame;
    For the madness of Brexit, we're entirely to blame;
    With the choice of two boxes, we ticked self-destruct;
    Thus Britain is now comprehensively fucked.

    We're so sorry Scotland, to see such division;
    We are banking on you to reverse the decision;
    Although we were warned that this course was unwise;
    Many sasinack bampots believed all the lies.

    Oh, Scotland deliver us from evil;
    Oh, Scotland we were silly fools;
    Only you can save us from upheaval;
    Please invoke some parliamentary rules;
    Mrs. Sturgeon won't you be our saviour?
    Let's not rebuild Hadrian's Wall;
    Oh, Scotland forgive our bad behavior;
    United we stand, divided we fall.

    We're so sorry, Scotland, for the likes of Farage;
    And his NHS millions, which were just a mirage;
    Oh yes, we're in a pickle; come rescue us Nicola;
    Because as pickles go, this couldn't be pickle-er.

    We're so sorry, Scotland, for the way people voted;
    There's no way that this pill can be sugar-coated;
    The Union's future is stuffed on all fronts;
    So it's hardly surprising that you think we're all cunts.

    Oh, Scotland deliver us from evil;
    Oh, Scotland we were silly fools;
    Only you can save us from upheaval;
    Please invoke some parliamentary rules;
    Mrs. Sturgeon won't you be our saviour?
    Let's not rebuild Hadrian's Wall;
    Oh, Scotland forgive our bad behavior;
    United we stand, divided we fall;
    United we stand, divided we fall;
    United we stand.