- An ideal
"Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher
in the school."
- "Teacher: Can people predict the future with cards?
Student: My mother can.
Student: Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells
me what will happen when my father gets home."
( Weekly Tips for Teachers )
PROVERBS and SAYINGS :
- Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. (Chinese
"Never attempt to teach a pig to sing because you will ultimately
be unsuccessful and you will irritate the pig."
- (Remember The Days Of The) Old
Schoolyard by Cat Stevens :
"It ain't never too late to learn about love"
Leave by 702 :
"But you learn from your mistakes"
Spanish schoolboy fakes kidnap to avoid parents' evening - 22 January 2013
"Police officer's 11-year-old son, who claimed he was being driven away in boot of car, was found hiding in family home."
Student who was arrested for doodling on school desk sues city for excessive force
"The 12-year-old schoolgirl handcuffed and arrested in February for doodling on her desk plans to sue the city...
Alexa was perp-walked out of the school in front of her classmates with her hands locked in metal handcuffs behind her back."
The term perp walk "is an American slang term which refers to the police practice of intentionally parading an arrested suspect (or "perp", short for "perpetrator") through a public place so that the media may observe and record the event.
The suspect is typically handcuffed or otherwise restrained, and is often dressed in prison garb."
US boy takes car in school dash - with a short video
"The parents of a six-year-old boy in the US have been charged with neglect after the boy drove their car for 10km in an attempt to get to school on time... The boy told police he learned to drive by playing video games."
- Alfy goes to school - interactive with SOUND
'Bad Teacher' (2011)